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富商施头（王青 饰）其貌不扬，在某次名流聚会上被美女Lychee（利智 饰）戏弄，怀恨在心，并扬言报复。偶然机会，施头遇见来自大陆的前进发（周润发 饰）、高佬伟（曾志伟 饰）和傻鸡（成奎安 饰）。他灵机一动，希望让前进发假扮贵公子勾引Lychee，并请出仪表教练Anita（梅艳芳 饰）对其进行贵族礼仪训练。 苦于在香港不见出头之日，三人一口应承下来。经过一段时间的魔鬼训练，前进发在随后举行的印度弱智儿童基金晚宴上大出风头，将Lychee在内的一干美女迷得神魂颠倒，甚至连亲手将其调教出来的Anita也不能自已……。From Joseph Conrad's great novel comes the story of a young seaman trying to helm a damaged boat to Singapore and dealing with many unfortunate events. While on command of the situation, he also devotes himself to help his failing crew and some of the boat's many passengers, some of them who are in poor health conditions.。A film director gathers his favorite actresses, those he worked with and those he loved. He wants to make a film about women but he doesn’t reveal much: he observes them, takes cue, until his imaginary throw them into another era, in a past where the noise of the sewing machines fills a workplace handled and populated by women, where men have minor and marginal roles and cinema...。